The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle
The longer I watch, the funnier it gets
me as a parent
i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches
Those r my mums initials…,
say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded
The cast of Cinderella at the 86th Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
"Hey remember that time you…"
Yes. I remember every embarrassing thing I have ever done and chances are it keeps me up at night
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries
what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?
btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal
my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD
so many hot girls……. all of us
maybe 5 hot boys